The Write-In Winners

Forget Obama or McCain...Yankovic in '08!

Nov 19th, 2008 | By Skye Jethani | Category: Features, Politics

Many voters were not content with their choices for President. Thankfully, our democratic systems allow these free thinkers to write in their own choice. The write-in tally from Duval County, Florida reveals who was most popular. There are fictional characters and non-fictional, former candidates and current celebrities, religious figures and sports heroes.  Two surprises: Ron Paul beat out Jesus, and Donald Duck ties his long time rival Mickey Mouse. Something odd: four people wrote in Obama but his name was already on the ballot. My personal favorite, Weird Al Yankovic.

The overall write-in winner was Hillary Clinton- not a complete surprise given her strong showing during the primaries and her popularity with older Americans (a significant population in Florida). Joe the Plumber also made a showing…some are speculating he may run as Palin’s veep in 2012. “None of the Above” was also popular, but some people were not satisfied with so passive a response. One person wrote “Against All,” another voted for “Anarchy,” and a particularly articulate voter wrote-in, “They Both Suck in ‘08.”

Here are the write-in totals:

234 HILARY CLINTON

174 RON PAUL

23 NONE OF THE ABOVE

23 JESUS

21 MIKE HUCKABEE

14 MITT ROMNEY

8 COLIN POWELL

6 GOD

4 OBAMA

4 RUDY GIULLIANI

4 STEVEN COLBERT

3 DONALD DUCK

3 DONALD FOY

3 MICKEY MOUSE

3 T. BOONE PICKENS

2 BILL COSBY

2 CHUCK NORRIS

2 CONDOLEEZA RICE

2 LOU DOBBS

2 PAGO POSSUM

2 SARAH PALIN

2 SEANATOR BROWNBACK

Also:

Among those getting a single vote: Abstain, Against All, Alfred E. Newman, Bill Clinton, Bill O’Riely, Bill Richardson, Bobby Bowden, Bugs Bunny, May the best man win, Me, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Bill, Newt Gingwrich, None (Anarchy), Oprah, Pat Buchannan, Ralph Nader, Hilary Bush, Homer Simpson, Jay Plotkin, Jimmy Carter, Joe the Plumber, John Doe, Lieberman, Theodore Roosevelt, They Both Suck ‘08, Tiger Woods, Tommy Chong, Truman, Weird Al Yancovic, William Crosby and Willie Nelson.

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